lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Roku Wrist

A nagging pain where the dominant wrist and pinky finger meet , also known as a ganglean cyst.

"My right wrist is killing me " , "you probably have Roku wrist dude."

by jimjokelley October 16, 2023

White wrist things

Weird affected finishes added to authentic clothing

Steve thought the white wrist things on Jamie’s fisherman’s smock were cheesy

by DaddioMystic November 5, 2020

wrists-down faggy

A type of twink that displays effeminate characteristics — e.g. clean, bright-colored clothing, shaved skin, animated behavior, or a dash of glitter under the eyes. Said differently, an attractive, youthful male who is unmistakably gay, and typically prefers to bottom.

I met a guy last night who was wrists-down faggy.

by mangang nappo February 28, 2022

pimp wristed

The practice of sporting an over the top, blinged up, gargantuan watch on your wrist in an attempt to display what a high roller you are.

Look at Jerry! What a show off. There's no need to be so pimp wristed.

by Colin Webster Oxford English May 9, 2011

Milker’s Wrist

When you’ve been milking the goats so much that you must use a sickie to not attend certain events

Mate. Can’t make it this trip. Gotta milk the goats, cos the kids got Milker’s wrists.

by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024

Slick wristed

Someone who is good at writing is slick wristed. Also someone who writes a lot of checks or wears expensive jewelry (mostly watches) on their wrist.

I’m a slick wristed unassisted lyricist, kid.

by Neysman April 19, 2019