Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 16, 2023

Wired

When your high on drugs

Dude, is that weed cuz I feel wired

by Petergriffin#awesome December 15, 2017

Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.

“Are you wired, or with the feds?”

by suraimu May 11, 2021

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 21, 2023

Copping the wire

Prison slang for stealing another inmate’s items off their fishing line (the string they use to send exchange items between cells).

Sometimes when the line is sent to the gallery, another inmate snatches it for themselves.

I tried sending Bill some coffee on a line, but he never got it because someone has been copping the wire.

by Bbsuperfan1111 September 15, 2022