Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 16, 2023

Wired

When your high on drugs

Dude, is that weed cuz I feel wired

by Petergriffin#awesome December 15, 2017

Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.

“Are you wired, or with the feds?”

by suraimu May 11, 2021

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018

Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.

Dang, look at the wire fungus today.

by Ev08 January 10, 2022

Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach

Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.

by DHUijfgdasygg August 9, 2020

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 21, 2023