A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.
by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019

The thing Jesse says in Breaking Bad: Season 2, Episode 9, at around thirty eight minutes and forty one seconds into the episode.
"Ahh. Wire."
by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

by sosyyyyy September 10, 2019

Hym "The wire guy! From the video! That's why the public reacted that way. It goes beyond just some vapid critique of the passage of time. He had imbued that spool of wire with meaning and he wife was completely incapable of seeing it. And the audience WAS NOT. It might as well have been glowing with blue fire like something out of JuJutsu Kaisen (And like, how were you going about using that wire in such a way that it lasted you 40 years!? What the fuck were you using it for!? That is insane!) But THAT is the magic leaf."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017
