A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 17, 2009
When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.
Blow blow Seminole wind
by elkenstein June 28, 2019
by SillyBlonde1 March 07, 2016
When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.
Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.
by doctajj August 02, 2012
The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.
by Kalvin Klein December 31, 2019
The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.
by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018
The weird and oddly warm wind that blows through the Muni Metro tunnels platforms in San Francisco. Its origin is unknown but it is probably created by the trains moving through narrow tunnels but also sometimes appears without warning and out of nowhere.
"I'm underground, dammit, I shouldn't have to fight the wind! But this damned muni wind wont stop messing up my hair."
by Stephanie Stowers October 08, 2007