Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019

denim weasel

A euphemism for penis located within one’s jeans.

“Sup bitch, you tryna see my denim weasel?”

by TheFapNinja March 21, 2020

Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009

Toss The Weasel

To smoke weed with a group. Pass the pipe, burn one down, puff puff pass.

lets toss the weasel before we go frisbee golfing

by petaridactyl June 14, 2011

weasel homo

A straight guy who has sex with guys, but doesn't want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.

Denial closet case

Guy 1: "Did you hear Taylor sucked his dick?"
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."

by Dream3ater December 13, 2015

Butterscotch Weasel

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.

"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."

by abeautifulanus December 18, 2018

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008