Vegetarian

An old Indian word that means "Fool who cant fish, hunt, or work". Synonyms include "vegan", "liberal", and "hippie".

Vegetarian: "Hey, why do you need to own a gun? Animals have rights you know. Go to the store and buy meat that wasn't harmed or become a vegan or vegetarian instead."

Me: "Well its cheaper to buy bullets and kill a few deer than it is to buy ground beef at Giant."

Vegetarian: "Savage!"

Me: "Get a Job."

by TheMadHatter6_1_0 August 19, 2013

Vegetarian Day

Vegetarian Day is much like the renowned Last Days where vegetarians finally overcome the oppression inflicted by carnivores. On Vegetarian Day, vegetarians gather in citys' central business districts cbd and conduct a ritual mass murder of carnivores.

Many vegetarians spend Vegetarian day killing carnivores in a similar way carnivores cruelly murder cows, sheep, pigs etc.

by Carnivore subjected to cruelty May 7, 2011

birth vegetarian

someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish

Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end

by thepizzafairy October 28, 2013

vegetarian hot plate

when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.

last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out shit for weeks.

by josh herbert March 5, 2008

vegetarian sausage

A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".

This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".

Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!

If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).

by Rurik The Vred October 21, 2011

vegetarain

Gay people who don't eat meat because they dont like the taste or they dont want to eat the animal

"dude, ur a gay vegetarian"
"so"
"your worthless"
"stfu"

by random February 15, 2004

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 2, 2009