Turner

The last name of a boring 25 year old who has nothing better to do than buy fake Ralph polos off Facebook. Can usually be found in his house drinking wine or using his birds car

That turner is a dickhead mate

by Yowag1fam July 24, 2018

Turnering

The act of being a weak-ass bitch. Commonly used term in a planning process.

Person 1: we still going into town tonight?
Person 2: sorry I totally forgot, haven't got time now...
Person 1: are you Turnering on me again?!?

by Cräigermeister February 4, 2019

zoe turner

proper proper sexy chink. has a sexy dick and is so sexy in general. a boy named brandon parr stole the chinko from me, buh oh well he was too sexy for me anyway. have a good night x x x

see that zoe turner, she’s the sexiest chink going ygm bmt

by sexy l February 18, 2019

Tina turner

Someone who rolls Canabis joints without enough tobacco inside it. Usually Turner tobacco a really harsh tobacco

Hey At least you didn’t smoke Abdul’s Tina turner spliff

by Smokeyeastwood May 14, 2018

Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019

Turner

A Turner is a person who takes negativity and turns it into positivity. He can turn some of your worst days to just another happy day. You are one of the luckiest people on the planet if you have a Turner. He’s funny, loving, smart, cute, true to himself, and has the ability to adapt to others emotions which makes him so amazing. That’s is always why you need to charisma all your time with him because that might be the last.

Turner

by Sherd March 9, 2019

Ashton turner

A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)

“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm ”
“Ahhh I get u g”

by Tushooo McDonald’s eee August 3, 2019