Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
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Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."
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Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."
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Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
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Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couch mug.When a big tree, little tree, any kind of tree in a pot of sorts is put outdoors for fresh air, etc. and there is a fear of theft, or abuse, the tree can demonstrate tree kwon do. Tree kwon do as a form of self defense for the tree.
If a tree is put outside within a populared area, and someone tries to steal the tree, it will practice, Tree Kwon Do.
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