Michael

little baby back bitch who wastes his life probably on some stupid shit like fortnite or chess. little siblings is most likely also a baby back bitch aswell and has no friends.

ME: you know that bitch named michael?
Them: hate that guy
Me: ikr his sister has a fatass tho

by yeayeayeasingingchallenge August 28, 2020

Michael

Is works at justin.inc

Michael beat me at fortnite and now works at justin.inc

by anonymous January 24, 2021

michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to

“hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever”

by puppyslvt March 10, 2022

Michael

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by The wanti Santi April 18, 2021

Michael

Michael is a guy to know. When he comes to your mind, you suddenly can’t stop smiling. He is good looking, attractive and pretty cute. He is also a very caring person and hates to see people he loves being down. He does everything to put a smile on your face, even on your saddest days. He can’t sleep until he makes sure that you are okay (sometimes forgets himself). He puts his whole heart into everything he does. He drives you crazy when you are together, but when he leaves you miss him like you haven’t seen him in a year. He is respectful, sweet and loyal. Even though he is weird, you can’t but love him. All in all Michael is beyond perfect.

Girl: ,Michael is so perfect. I hope he doesn’t have a girlfriend.‘
Me: ,Unfortunately, he does (wildly pointing fingers at myself).‘

by Quatschkopf December 7, 2019

Michael

Greatest guy every. Super hot and smart. Very nice to people he likes. Doesnt like fake people. Greatest bae you could ever have.

Did you see him. Yeah. Who is he. Michael. He sure is hot.

by XxsummiexX December 12, 2020

Michael

The most alpha male being in existence .
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male

A female: michael is so kind , I want HIM
Male: michael gets all the ladies,how does he do it?!

by MrBombastik November 22, 2021