Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

ovary hanger

A roll that hangs over the vagina blocking access to the ovaries.

“Omg Patricia has an ovary hanger”

by Fish Lips. November 15, 2019

hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.

Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.

by MonikerZ March 24, 2011

Hangering Out

You are mad about being somewhere with people. You just chill and keep your mouth shut,

Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.

by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023