Person Garage

The place where you put all of your friends that you aren't very close with (i.e. the back of your phone/social media accounts). You don't talk or hangout with them very often, so they end up buried underneath all of your other social media conversations.

*person sends you unfunny meme for the 20th time*

You: someone's going in my person garage.

by yeppbrep July 13, 2021

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

shitalk garage

A bunch of kids with cars (tent to be mostly male) from nz that know nothing about cars but... think they know what their doing, tend to blame there tools.
When they screw up!

Shitalk garage/ Shitalkgarage means: Friend said “I’ll help you fix it your car”

This is a terrible idea by the way

by Shitalkgarage January 17, 2018

garage bong

The "garage bong" is the bong that is used in locations, or under circumstances, that are not appropriate for expensive glass pieces. i.e. the garage, camping, or parties. It is usually a bong made from acrylic or another durable, albeit, inexpensive material. Ideally, the "garage bong" doesn't sacrifice the quality of the hit and can become a much loved mascot.

"Hey man? What's with the 'garage bong?' I thought this celebration was worthy of the monster 7mm." Reply: "Yeah, I considered it, but after a lot of thought I realized: you don't bring out the good china at a children's party. Dig it?"

by partyviking July 12, 2013

Garage Door

When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.

"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 21, 2022

garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

by go_bills July 22, 2024

Garage Bandy

A negative adjective used to describe a song that sounds like it was made in Garage Band.

Person 1 "Hey, listen to this song!"
Person 2 "I like it but it sounds very Garage Bandy."

by Knutone December 4, 2017