Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?

Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.

by penis exhalation October 19, 2019

garage sale

a sale at some1's garage selling old junk for only a penny each

I went to a garage sale yesterday and got a beat up bike for only a penny!

by Jenerator August 31, 2003

Garage Sale

A really bad fall in skiing when you lose all your equipment. Used often in Whistler.

Oh dude. Are you ok? You lost your ski, poles, gloves and toque. That was a garage sale.

by WhistlerBum September 27, 2020

garage blunt

a blunt of marijuana made of roaches/ left over weed.

Save that roach so we can make a garage blunt later.

by Xam629 February 21, 2009

Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by February 25, 2023

Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).

Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!

by Butt Trucker May 15, 2011

“Garage sale at 1223”

Swinger party, orgy

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

by March 13, 2023