one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

by the mutant October 09, 2005

Big Black Cobras

Noun;
Referring to a mans penis

Jaden sure does have a Big Black Cobras,

by BossNeehow June 02, 2011

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019

big ass fuckin cobra

A big ass fuckin cobra that has been known to eat owls in its search for tacos. Also will eat indians when angered.

A big ass fuckin cobra just stole my taco wat a bitchass.

by Dingojones June 25, 2006

Quad City Cobras

Any baseball player who is a big enough badass to play in tournaments in Arizona, California, Florida, Texas, and their home state of Iowa (except for Drew- but he's so amazing that he can live in the middle of nowheresville Illinois and still play for the Cobras).

They are also known for never losing.

Erika: Man our brothers are so freakin amazing @ baseball
Brian: Yeah that's why they play for the Quad City Cobras

by Bettdogs7 January 19, 2005

ford mustang svt cobra

A race car built by Ford, usually found in a Chevrolet's rearview mirror

yo i took my corvette z06 and my camaro ss and kicked the shit out of some ford mustang SVT cobra's on the dragstrip today

by MYNAMEIST February 07, 2007

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits January 30, 2011