Seminole wind

When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.

Blow blow Seminole wind

by elkenstein June 27, 2019

Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.

Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!

by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009

Wind hand

When a bum in New Orleans gives a quick hand job in exchange for cigarettes or beer

That was the best wind hand I ever had.

by Kevsis October 4, 2019

wind tasting

An Australian fad whereby people travel to various high points in a city to taste various vintages of wind. Winds range from tangy to sweet, with various flavour profiles in between.

We went wind tasting up the mountain today

by windwakerwestie October 5, 2013

Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.

Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!

by TheBunyip October 10, 2016

Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef

Jessica let out her chinook winds

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019