Michael

likes golf

who is that?
that’s michael he plays golf

by greek queen goddess November 24, 2021

Michael

Greatest guy every. Super hot and smart. Very nice to people he likes. Doesnt like fake people. Greatest bae you could ever have.

Did you see him. Yeah. Who is he. Michael. He sure is hot.

by XxsummiexX December 12, 2020

michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to

“hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever”

by puppyslvt March 10, 2022

Michael

Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.

random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat

by Mk <3 January 1, 2022

Michael

michael gets laid a lot

"did michael get laid"
"yes, michael did get laid"

by I-Get-Laid April 6, 2021

Michael

Michael is a really nice guy and is a gamer he is pretty athletic and a great guy to be around he is a little annoying around people and when he doesn’t get his way the will get mad. He is pretty cute and attractive and amazing.

Hi Michael, hey wassup

by abclick me November 9, 2020

Michaeling

Michaeling is when someone misses all of there shots in game (usually done by a guy named Michael)

"Michael cant stop michaeling" or "why are you michaeling?"

by im not michaeling July 6, 2020