lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.

"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"

by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020

Lego

A slang term for Egyptians. (because they built the pyramids.)

You need to go back to Egypt, you fuckin' lego.

by itsyaboiurmom January 21, 2020

Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020

Lego bottom

Someone with a abnormally large, blocky butt. Usually lumpy.

Girl 1: Look at her butt!
Girl 2: She has a total Lego bottom

by an0nym0usUs3r November 12, 2020

Lego brain

An insult for someone who can't put the pieces together.

Someone who is stupid.

You're such a lego brain.

by Th3realdookieman November 22, 2020

lego city

a man has fallen into the river in lego city build a helocopter to rescue him

hey is a lego city

by noooooooooooooooooo123 March 2, 2020

Lego

An interlocking system of building blocks and one of the most successful tours in the world. Founded in Denmark. Most people find they hurt to step on. I have no idea why they don't affect me.

Lego is awesome

Mom: SON I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR LEGOS AND MY FOOT'S BLEEDING!

Me, the weird one in the family: They don't hurt

Yep, I'm an alien

by GalactaK April 28, 2020