bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.

I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.

by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013

bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic

Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing

by Massive Legend May 27, 2018

A bloody pig

A tik toker who dies anything for likes

They would crash there mum's car and run over Billy the cat from next door. This is known as a bloody pig

by Robinsonmadness yt June 03, 2020

Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight January 20, 2016

Bloody Popsicle

The act of freezing a used tampon, and sucking on it while your partner gives you head

Last night was great. I got a bloody popsicle.

by sexiest kid on the block February 04, 2014

Bloody warrior

A man has sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period, after proceeding to ejaculate in her. He pulls out, grabs his dick and squeezes all of the blood off. Then runs his hand down his face. Screaming "A warrior is born".

Yo bro, I'm feeling alpha as fuck today. Last night I ran my girls period blood down my face. Creating the mark of a "bloody warrior".

by Daddydamon94 June 26, 2019

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows February 28, 2014