Charlotte: *puts an aspirin in a cup of water*
-20 secs later-
Shirley: 'Ey Charlotte, how is the aspirin 'doin?
Charlotte: *forgets the word "dissolving" exists* Shirley, it's still thanosing itself.
Shirley: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
-20 secs later-
Shirley: 'Ey Charlotte, how is the aspirin 'doin?
Charlotte: *forgets the word "dissolving" exists* Shirley, it's still thanosing itself.
Shirley: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
by Chardino August 05, 2019
HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*
HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.
EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*
EVERYONE: *cheering*
HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.
EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*
by Mattran January 05, 2025
(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
by nolandc October 04, 2019
as sexy asfresh garlick bread. the sexiest of sexy bois and if there is one thing he likes is feet pics
by thanos baby April 30, 2019
Thor: Thanos, why have you abandoned your quest for universal dominance?
Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.
Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?
Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos
Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.
Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?
Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos
by Puff Floyd February 05, 2024
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.
Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025