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The Cuzzmuda Triangle

The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.
Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.
by Cuzzmaster July 9, 2020
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Triangle vs Circle

Since dawn of time has the war between the circles and the triangles raged. As time evolved so did the two warriors. Circles and triangles adapted to technology and learned to use various weapons through time, from simple swords to SMGs to mass destruction nuclear weapons.
The war found its peak with the adventures of Pac-Man.
Still no winner in the struggle has been found, but the circle is all time favourite.
Hiro-Circle in Japan was bombed August 6, 1945 by the triangular forces.
The triangle vs Circle war has been all devastating.
by Agent00abe_Cursedone March 25, 2008
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Triangle hands

When you see someone making the shape of a triangle with their hands by touching all the tips of their fingers together. Triangle hands stand for the worship of world domination and totalitarian power lead by an underground world leader. Some assume triangle hands to be linked to the Illuminati.
Man: *puts triangle hands in the air at a concert*
Woman: *whispers to friend* "Let's stay away from "triangle hands" over there. Bet he's part of the Mob."
by happyemoboys January 30, 2020
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Bermuda Triangle

When three guys do a Eiffel Tower on a girl... Makes the girl disappear!!!
Warden, Cinfici and Langley ran a Bermuda Triangle on her.. When I walked in I couldn't even see the girl!
by xXxrevoXx December 12, 2013
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The triangle scrub

The act of washing ones testicles or vagina in a downward motion creating a triangle. The triangle is created by the top of your pubic line and your hands motioning downward towards your taint. Can also be used hypothetically as one jocking another.
Ex one: " when washing my balls I go with the triangle scub to get that extra clean."
Ex two: " Jackie: " Sarah is totally giving Kevin the triangle scrub tonight."

John: " yeah she's totally on his nuts! Someone's gettin laid tonight!"
by JimmyDean17 May 9, 2014
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the universe is a triangle

1.basically means some things cannot be proven or dis proven so who cares just enjoy life and quit worrying about stupid things

2.the reason for EVERYTHING literally EVERYTHING
why did that just happen...because the universe is a triangle
by An0nYm0uS-DMTR1 May 19, 2014
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The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.
by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015
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