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Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
by boikinly August 14, 2023
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International snap your highest snap score a boob day

Send your highest snap score friend a picture of your boob to show how much you appreciate them.
Happy international snap your highest snap score a boob day! I appreciate you!
by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023
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Ground Scores

The competitive game of searching for a ground score(s) and comparing who found the “better lot”. This normally goes down by players combining into teams to enhance their search efforts, and reconvening at a specified time and area to compare items. The winners are the team or person who clearly found the best ground score or combination of scores. Winners often earn bragging rights, and as well, everyone who plays normally keeps what they found. Often time items are turned in to lost and found if they are an identification item, keys, a phone, or anything that would screw someone over really bad if they were without it. Drugs, cash, jewelry, tools, blankets, beer, tents, and food are common ground scores at music festivals.
Let’s play Ground Scores tonight!
by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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cold score

Cold score might be considered as kinda opposite to cold turkey. While cold turkey refers to quitting person's habits/vices (esp. hard drugs like opioids/ dopegearsmackblowscag H)in some particular way, cold score is the way to get drugs.
The phrase cold is crucial here, it could be probably traced back from an old-fashion English and means dealing with things in an open, straightforward, outright, reliable or even raw manner.

Like not to give a fuck}.

Hence, cold scoring is getting coping drugs in a strange, unknown, often hostile area, without having any buddy pal, middleman or connection known, what exposes the person to troubles that range from being cheated ripped off, like buying poor stuff to get assaulted and robbed or even incriminating (to be caught by cops pigs and incarcerated locked up, what might easily lead to cold turkey).
Oh babe, no matter how sick you are gonna be, forget to even try to score cold in East LA since you never ever been there before. It's sure as fuck you are going to be ripped off or end up in a slammer . Or both.

Let's find some doc that prescribes, man, cold score is close as fuck to cold turkey.
by Narcomadonna January 6, 2018
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.
Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.
by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024
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