Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

Worst UNO player

This is someone who sucks at UNO so bad that you win every time.

Worst UNO player would be said like :“Dylan (the Canadian) lost 10 rounds of UNO to me…he sucks”

by Luckywario June 13, 2021

worst case scenarioism

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.

Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021

dirt worst

A way to describe and stress just how extremely awful someone or something is | Dirt Worst = "nothing is worse than"

He is the dirt worst when it comes to productivity. Nothing get's done when he works.

by Money-Bags The Great November 3, 2017

Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020

The Worst President

James Buchanan (you thought it was trump didn’t you)

Man Trump is the worst president

Bitchass fuck no he isn’t you want them cartels skinning us alive killing is and eating our flesh?! If no then shut up cuntass fucking Afro-American

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024

teenage boy’s worst nightmare

a teen girl who is actually smart and knows it, feminist, has interests and doesn’t care wether people like them or not (ej swiftie) kind girl who won’t take shit from teenage boys. and just overall a teen girl who is much more than something to look at.

lucy: we’re like a teenage boy’s worst nightmare!
rosie: lmao real

by xoxoivy March 27, 2025