When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.
by Kgizzel November 24, 2018
Get the Swinging Doormug. Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011
Get the Lap Swingingmug. When guys are typically lonely and wanting some good boobs or coochie to snatch, he will do something called a boob swing. A boob swing is when you go on from girl to girl saying that they’re cute. Your goal is for them to say that they you’re cute as well. Once a guy finds that girl, he will normally ask for their snap or phone number. Then when he’s been lonely all day and hard for her all day, and she says something to make him blow his load, he will do the final step and send a dick pick.
Friend 1: Hey, I can hang out this weekend
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!
by Squigga02 December 7, 2019
Get the Boob swingmug. by Slader bruh February 2, 2015
Get the hotdog swingmug. Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
by jakens88 October 6, 2010
Get the Twat Swingmug. by Andrew Mulvenny December 20, 2008
Get the swing digsmug. the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger
by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013
Get the swinging the badgermug.