Super Straight

A person with a small penis.

Person 1: Hey, what's your penis size?
Person 2: I'm super straight.
Person 3: Oh damn, is it really that small..?

by megafaggotultragay103123 March 9, 2021

Super Straight

When your masculinity is so fragile that wiping your ass makes you feel gay.

Also when your so in the closet that you feel the need to add SUPER to get your point across.

Someone in the closet: "IM SUPER STRAIGHT!!"

Everyone: "okay we get it. You need a little bit more time to figure out your sexuality buddy it's okay."

by PrinceOfCatzz March 10, 2021

super-straight

A person, who excuses being transphobic
with making a sexuality.
Grow up, you’re super-weird

Person 1: I only date cis-people
Person 2: That’s transphobic
Person 1: No, I am super-straight
Person 2: No, you’re weird and transphobic

by w3d0ntex1st March 7, 2021

super straight

it’s literally transphobia, it’s mocking the lgbtqia+ community, especially trans people, you’re a fucking idiot if you’re super straight

„hey, whats your sexuality?“
„i‘m super straight bro“
*blocked*

by agbodt March 23, 2021

Super Straight

Some idiot who onlys likes the opposite gender and not trans people

person 1: Hey whats your sexuality?

person 2: Super straight.

person 1: Whats that?

person 2: means i only like the opposite gender but not trans people

person 1: *backs away*

by ok so uh March 8, 2021

super straight

someone who will specify how much they refuse to tolerate trans people and call it a sexuality

guy 1: hey nice to meet you
guy 2: nice to meet you too, did you know I'm super straight
guy 2: hello?
guy 2: where'd you go?

by Half_Of_Japan March 9, 2021

Super straight

A gentler way to express that you are transphobic.

John: "Would you date a trans woman?"
Matt: "No, I am super straight. I care about the genitals."
John: "So would date a trans man?"
Matt: "Uhhh..."

by superphobic March 9, 2021