Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

scs score

An aggregated MBA ranking score based on the 5 major published rankings: Bloomsberg Businessweek, US News, Forbes, The Economist, and Financial Times.

Stanford's SCS Score of 40 and ranking of 2nd suggests it is consistently ranked as one of the top business schools in the nation.

by Mark Siron October 31, 2011

scoring pole

Girls getting fucked

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.

by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023

He shoots, he scores!

"He shoots, he scores!" is an exclamation used by non-professional footballers to emphasize their excitement upon scoring a goal. The term was first used by soccer match commentators.

John shouted happily He shoots, he scores! after successfully scoring goal.

by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022

Score

£20

Plasterer: just got paid a few scores for my job in Buckhurst Hill get in!

by Ispeakengland July 26, 2023

Four Score

A phrase that would literally mean 80 in French.

“My grandpa is four score and fifteen years old and can still drive a car!”

by LikeXD31 August 21, 2021

Scoring

The Act of Rizzing someone up enough for them to be compelled enough to have Sexual Intercourse

Beavis: Hey, look at that hot chick (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, she so, like, so hot (chuckle)
Beavis: You bet she's gonna, like, have sex with us (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, like, we're totally going to, like, score (chuckle)
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! We're going to score! (Chuckle)

*For Clarification, They mean sex, scoring is technically their own way of saying that. They are, also, Beavis and Butthead"

by Gassypotato February 24, 2024