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Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.
Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!
by JRentCy June 24, 2025
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Score Whore

A player (typically very obnoxious) that is obsessed with beating your high scores. They will follow you on leaderboards for the sole purpose of getting a score higher than yours so they can brag about it...causing you to either take time out of your day to go "fix it", or let them gloat forever.
Player 1: Hahahaha. Look! I beat your high scores again on 3 maps today. Tee hee hee. I can't believe it!! Blah blah high score blah blah blah scores blah blah highest score blah blah blah score.
Player 2: Ugh. I'll have to go fix it. Thanks, you score whore.
by P0SITR0NIK October 20, 2021
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.
I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.
by Irish Gav July 5, 2021
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Stupid Score

A Male or Female that uses sexual interest or over zealous power to try and look or be better then other people.

Also See Whore Bitch Cunt
Did you just see that Stupid Score that dumb cunt tried showing her belly button ring to get free drinks.
by JSands July 22, 2011
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Leslie Score

When one regularly and consistently scores lower than every other players and or the average score in any given game or contest.
" And coming in last with the Leslie score is ironically Leslie"
by Gioadn October 3, 2020
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