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Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.
Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."
by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009
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Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box
I gave her a sailor-dave
by Van hoe November 28, 2019
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Sailor cursing

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing
by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020
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Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
by shifty hobo November 30, 2017
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Eastern-Sailor

@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.
EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit
by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
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silicone sailor

(n) 1. a woman with breast implants that goes thru boyfriends, looking for love, like a sailor goes thru rum on an all night binge. Usually due to a complex matrix of self-confidence, immaturity, promiscuity, and daddy issues.
-OMG, did you hear about (name)?

she cheated on her boyfriend.

--Again?! She kept sayin to me that this is the one.

- I know, right. They were together for like ever.

She changed after the operation.

-Ya, she's such a silicone sailor.
by Azn_707 February 6, 2010
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Sailor

The opposite of vegan. Made with real animal products the way nature intended.
I don't want a vegan muffin. Gimme one made with real butter. Gimme a sailor muffin.
by Empty-Oh May 8, 2022
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