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Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper
Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.
by Murseh8r January 23, 2022
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Silly Little Sailor

person 1: “Wow, who are they? They look rad”
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”
by Sillysailorgirl May 3, 2022
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Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box
I gave her a sailor-dave
by Van hoe November 28, 2019
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Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.
Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."
by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009
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Sailor cursing

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing
by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020
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sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.
Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!
by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019
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Sailors

In short, Sperm. The word 'Semen' closely resembles seaman which is where the word sailors got its name
Billy: Wow look at that girl over there i'm gonna go talk to her

Joseph: You gonna have her catch those sailors tonight or what ?
by Bigballer2427 September 16, 2017
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