Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Silly Little Sailor

Coolest person alive
sails
writes sad poetry

person 1: “Wow, who are they? They look rad”
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”

by Sillysailorgirl May 3, 2022

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009

Sailor cursing

Cursing a lot. Cursing out literally everything.

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing

by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020

sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!

by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019

Sailors

In short, Sperm. The word 'Semen' closely resembles seaman which is where the word sailors got its name

Billy: Wow look at that girl over there i'm gonna go talk to her

Joseph: You gonna have her catch those sailors tonight or what ?

by Bigballer2427 September 16, 2017