Rude melon

An overtly unstylish or offensive looking human head.

“Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”

by Zeng78 May 15, 2022

Rude

Rude is when a person acts in an unpleasing manner or is mean.

"I got bullied at school every day. The bully was so rude.
"Oh Lola, stop being rude to your brother"

by sdfghjghfdsasdf February 27, 2023

rude idyat boi

noun. (slang) Some clown chatting bare shit in game chat.

Look at this rude idyat boi in chat.

by cowboititties April 10, 2021

Be rude not to

A good response when being offered something a bit juicy and delicious such as alcoholic beverage.

Shall we go grab a beer?

“Be rude not to!”

by popawheely July 21, 2022

Be rude to your gf day

On feb 3rd its national be rude to ur gf day

Bf: Hey Ur a Bitch!
Gf: What! How dare you
Bf: It's Be rude to your gf day

by assb February 3, 2025

Blue rudeness

When your technology i.e. laptop, cell phone wakes up/interrupts in the middle of a deep conversation with a close friend and plays a song/rings.

Can we talk about the “blue rudeness” of your cell phone? it always rings when I’m trying to tell you a story.

by Jireh 19 January 20, 2019

Rude installation

An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.

Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?

Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.

Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.

Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021