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Promise

by Pppptut October 27, 2021
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dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.
"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"
by AspireGnome May 8, 2012
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wonderland promise

A promise made with good intentions but no sense of urgency to complete
Sure girls I'll take you to Wonderland one day probably sometime next summer. 12 summers later, a Wonderland promise
by Pattydangles78 July 23, 2017
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Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.
Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.
by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017
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Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)
by Click here chicken January 20, 2019
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promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho
Promise is a big dick daddy
by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018
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