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productivity

Productivity is an endless cycle. You can never be productive enough.

So what if instead of us humans getting tired, our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?
I wish my productivity was higher, but my computer is so tired, it falls asleep every 5 minutes.
by tireddesktop January 17, 2024
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Production

Yo this kids a production. Yeah he looks like his name would be jimmy what a production.
by Fragile big toe July 25, 2022
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Peeny Productions

One of the most awesome film companies in the world. Run by broke students who know what to do in life.
"Have you seen that new Peeny Productions film?" -"YEAH man! It was so good. No big surprise though."
by waterfilter December 1, 2011
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Pseudo-productive

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022
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T. Fwing Productions

Most T. Fwing Productions' will be caught in their room, sitting in a grease pile with 5-day old pizza around them. All they do is play Clash Of Clans, eat and sleep. Since they sleep so much, its pretty hard to catch a proper glimpse of them. If you try to force your way into their room, they will walk out, drenching you in their stench, then proceed to violently attack you for no reason. Sometimes, when they're out and you walk into their room, your nose starts hurting. If you check the cupboards, you will probably find: Old pizza that their mother lovingly cooked for them, but since they are pretty dumb, just left. Maybe some old fish, maybe some vegetables that they didn't want so they hid it. Also, when their mother (and sometimes brothers) give them money to buy lunch at school, they just go to shops and buy 2L of lemonade, and don't share any because they are a greedy, greasy, unwashed pig.
Random person: Eugh, I was just walking along and a disgusting drifted over me. What could it be?
Other random person: Hm, did you see anyone with very knotted and long, disgusting hair around?
Random person: Oh yes, I did. They were looking straight down, playing some game on their ipod.
Other random person: Oh, that was just a T. Fwing Productions.
by HomieBearYT August 30, 2018
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Slamnham productions

It means a super buff super tough green eggs and hand slam n jam man who puts yo baby mama in a garbage can @slamnhamproductions on instagram
How much slam can slamnham slam slamnham productions
by Slamnham March 1, 2019
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