Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

Poon Dong

Ancient 80 year old Chinese gentleman with a Fu Manchu beard looking to get laid, as played by David Carradine in the movie Crank 2: High Voltage.

That Poon Dong is nasty!

by Ricky Verona May 16, 2011

beer poon

A chick whose sole purpose in life is to play beer pong at house or frat parties.

Can often be found in her native environment whoring the far end of the designated pong table drunkenly shaking her hips to some mysterious beat between shots.

THAT GIRL IS SUCH A BEER POON BRAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET TO PLAY

by Ballus Maximus March 20, 2010

gee poon

a wide set flaming vagina

i went to the doctors last week, and he told me i had a gee poon

by geepoon August 17, 2010

Slay The Poon

The act of a young man (usually of high school or college age) having sexual relations with a girl without intending to stay with her, usually used by one young man to one of his male peers so that he might brag about how manly he is.

Dillon: "So did you slay the poon, or what with that girl last night?"
Mike: "Nahh dude, bitch didn't want to give it out."

by dm AbsoluteZero March 2, 2008

Poon-Laden

1. A female the uses the promise of sex to manipulate and terrorize a man.
2. The woman in a relationship who 'wears the pants' and controls her boyfriend/husband. Control is usually achieved by way of the tactic listed above.

Friend 1 - "Man, Joel's girlfriend is a controlling bitch! She threatened to withhold sex if he came out to play poker tonight."
Friend 2 - "Yeah man, she's a goddamn Poon-Laden"

by oShun May 28, 2006

poon pond

the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets

"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006