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Poker

A game that we play with cards and chips, aka Noahs mom and slicks sister
Noahs mom is named poker
by Scott poo March 20, 2022
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Poker

A sharp object that can hurt or cut someone
He got hit with a poker
by Shushgothit October 13, 2021
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toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.
by Bob 72 May 21, 2021
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Pinocha poker

Penis or Dildo used to enter the vagina tongue
The woman was attracted to his Pinocha poker
by Steelolikesvagina October 5, 2025
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Poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024
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Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
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