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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
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Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025
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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
mugGet the piloteermug.

Pilot B

Your my pilot B for when things go wrong.
by Shongi March 21, 2022
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poophole pilot

A person that likes to fly the anus of another persons , much like a pilot would be in the cockpit, so the poophole pilot flies his penis into the rectum of another person.
Jeff is such a poophole pilot did you see him fuck that asshole
by Poepholl Pilot March 11, 2019
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Twenty One Pilots

The gayest band on this earth. It consists of Tyler Joseph, who is a kitchen sink, but nobody knows what that means and Josh Dun who's putting on a drum show. They don't wanna be heard, they wanna be listen to. They're trying to collect all twenty one pilots. Tyler has a pet cheetah in his basement, his name's Jason Statham. Also they can't sleep. Basically That's the only thing they sing about. They're pretty cool people.
Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD BREACH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS? THE END OF THE TRECH SAGA IS INSANE. CLANCY BECOME A BISHOP?
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you
by anonymous October 4, 2025
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Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.
Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.
by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018
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