The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.
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And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...
by Antman April 1, 2004
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HISTORY
When one eats peanut butter the smell of peanut butter sticks with them for a extended period of time even though all evidence of the peanut butter is gone.
Often related to other items of similar consistancy. (read:feces)
HISTORY
When one eats peanut butter the smell of peanut butter sticks with them for a extended period of time even though all evidence of the peanut butter is gone.
Often related to other items of similar consistancy. (read:feces)
Example 1:
A dog does his business outside and comes in to sit beside you. The dog smells very much like his dirty business even though his anus is completely free from 'cling-ons'. This is the peanut butter effect.
Example 2:
One is doing laundry and notes the 'peanut butter effect' on a pair of underwear. The underwear may only inhibit a foul smell or may be accompanied by 'skid-marks' after being well used.
A dog does his business outside and comes in to sit beside you. The dog smells very much like his dirty business even though his anus is completely free from 'cling-ons'. This is the peanut butter effect.
Example 2:
One is doing laundry and notes the 'peanut butter effect' on a pair of underwear. The underwear may only inhibit a foul smell or may be accompanied by 'skid-marks' after being well used.
by Christine P. May 4, 2006
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by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008
Get the Peanut Smuggling mug.Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.
by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004
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by J Pray December 17, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter mug.Possibly the best candy in the history of the world. Almost a mysterious figure in the eyes of some, can change your cravings into feelings of death. Shaped like normal peanuts (but colored pinkish orange for a circus-theme), they can either be chewy or soft, depending on the brand who creates them. The only brands willing to even incorporate the words "Circus" and "Peanut" together are generic candy brands found in the rural town gas stations of America, and maybe even other places. Known to many as "That gross orange peanut that nobody likes", Some may think of it as god-like.
Facts (Taken from Wikipedia):
-The type of gelatin used in it is Pork Skin.
-In 1963, General Mills vice president John Holahan inventively discovered that Circus Peanuts shavings yielded a tasty enhancement to his breakfast cereal. General Mills formalized the innovation and created Lucky Charms, the first breakfast cereal to contain marshmallow bits (or "marbits").
-Over the years the best selling item has been orange in color, banana in flavor, and peanut in shape
Circus Peanuts are a delicious treat for boys and girls.
This treat, kids, is a gift from the Gods.
Facts (Taken from Wikipedia):
-The type of gelatin used in it is Pork Skin.
-In 1963, General Mills vice president John Holahan inventively discovered that Circus Peanuts shavings yielded a tasty enhancement to his breakfast cereal. General Mills formalized the innovation and created Lucky Charms, the first breakfast cereal to contain marshmallow bits (or "marbits").
-Over the years the best selling item has been orange in color, banana in flavor, and peanut in shape
Circus Peanuts are a delicious treat for boys and girls.
This treat, kids, is a gift from the Gods.
Dang Nabbit those Circus Peanuts are badical, I was cravin' em so badlike and once I had some I felt like never wanting them again, and boom an hour later I'm cravin for another whole helping of em'.
by Ah eddy October 9, 2006
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by Tony Montana political refugee October 21, 2010
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