Pansexual

When you stick your dick in a microwave and the door and cook for five minutes

I met a Pansexual and then beat the shit out of whatever gender they were supposed to be and then fucked a pan.

by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020

Pansexual

Pansexual is someone attracted to girls, boys, non binary, etc. Many people confuse bisexual and pansexual, but the difference is that bisexual people are attracted to boys and girls only, whereas pansexual can also be attracted to they/them

Person A: What's your sexuality?
Person B: Im bisexual.
Person A: Oh, so you're also attracted to they/them?
Person B: No, you're confusing me with pansexual.

by aelinsbitch May 25, 2020

Pansexual

Sexually attracted to pans

Guy 1: Yo did you know I was pansexual
Guy 2: What kind of pans make you hard
Guy 1: KAVALKAD

by iLoveCookies9164 December 8, 2020

Pansexual

Being pansexual is being attracted to pans

Ooo that pan is looking sexy
This is why im pansexual

by Jacky cash.n January 19, 2021

Pansexual

A person who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a kitchen appliance known as the "Pan"

That pansexual person over there just busted into that kitchen appliance, what a fag

by cChriz January 27, 2021

Pansexual

You like putting Ramen Noodle Pans up your Arse.

I identify as a pansexual!

by YodaLover February 18, 2021

Pansexual

Being sexually attracted to pans.

- So, yesterday I came out to my family. I'm a pansexual.
- Is that when you are attracted to anyone regardless of their gender?
- No. I just like to fuck pans

by horny cucumber February 24, 2021