rise of nations (roblox)

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

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rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

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High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

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Rise and Shine

Kylie Jenner's hit, 3-word melody. In a recent video, Kylie Jenner was shown outside of Stormi's room. She explains that they will enter Stormi's room and wake her up, and show the camera crew around. As Kylie turns on the lights in Stormi's room, she lets out a beautiful sound. "Rise and shine" is sung to Stormi. It has blown up, with videos being all over the internet. Kylie Jenner has just released official hoodies on her website. On the front of the hoodie, Kylie's face surrounded by sunrays is pictured, "Rise and" is on the left sleeve, and "Shine" on the right. Go buy it now!

"And now we're gonna wake Stormi up, show you guys her room, and we'll be out of here. Rise and shine!"

by hahahahhahhhahahaha October 18, 2019

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