Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table
by Simpcity February 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Anders Hansen April 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. you
your a fricking simp
your a fricking simp
by your fricking mom February 9, 2022
Get the simpmug. 
a person (most times a boy) who chases after their crush or a random person and gets friend zoned :(
bro, why are you being a simp towards sophie
idk, i just really like her and i can’t stop thinking about her
wow, you are going full on simp
idk, i just really like her and i can’t stop thinking about her
wow, you are going full on simp
by why_dont_we_limelight March 22, 2020
Get the simpmug.