Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

yuck munching

where a food isn’t that good, so you have to eat more of it for it to taste better

bf: can i get some more food please?
gf’s mom: are you yuck munching?

by Liech10stein March 31, 2024

Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.

His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.

by ImEther May 2, 2024

Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.

His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.

by ImEther May 2, 2024

giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~

“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024