Muling

A word to describe a woman that is so horrifyingly ugly that she is hard to look at, someone who is Muling which is frequently used by massive individuals. Muling can not be used when the woman is above a 5/10 or has massive bunds.
Mate that girl you were cracking on with was Muling mush, sort it out
by Biceps Jones July 26, 2022
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Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
by misterburns1 July 15, 2008
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mule neck

Slong, dick, penis, man sex organs
I need you to rub mule neck.
by .... Anonymous_girl... November 10, 2017
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beautiful mule

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.
by notfancy March 01, 2018
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Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer
Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant
by waterbaby8391 November 25, 2022
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Mule

The act of only giving half the effort that you could be giving. To "half ass" something.
You cannot just go out there and mule everything, if you want to succeed.
by Totramo June 03, 2020
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Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila
Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.
by Sixgun March 11, 2018
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