moss + faye

the best couple possibly ever!!! moss loves faye very much and faye loves moss !! they will work out well together and life will be good

" moss + faye? oh yeah. they are the perfect couple."

by mosslovesfaye April 13, 2023

Moss on the roof

Something that you cant change and you just have to accept

“Thats really just moss on the roof man”

by Realssuper June 8, 2025

Filthy Moss

When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner

I gave my guy a filthy moss last night

by Evil six April 1, 2023

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 27, 2021

Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.

Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality

by ThePostFall July 23, 2022

Moss

A hot non binary persons name. They couldn’t think of an actual name so they went with a plant.

Person 1: hey, whats ur name
Moss: moss.

by MossOnRollerSkates June 27, 2021

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024