Moss

A fucking green sponge like plant that grows in "moist" conditions.

"MOIST"

Look at that "MOIST" moss.

by Yourrealname0614 January 4, 2017

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.

Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality

by ThePostFall July 23, 2022

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 27, 2021

Moss

Moss is the one guy in the friend group who's always a acting big and scary but is actually the most gay person in the world. You can usually find them in their natural state at a hot topic or bullying anyone of British heritage.

Moss is shopping at the mall for a new choker.

by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022

Moss

A nature loving possible witch gender fluid/non-binary person

Moss said they were gonna go foraging for mushrooms again.

by Moss/Clover January 29, 2022