Mong

Racial Slur regarding Asian people

English isn't even your first language, you mong.

by JackEatsRice123 December 9, 2018

Mong

Mong is another word for idiot

James your a stupid mong

by Matty the twatty November 12, 2018

Mong

People who are British or have the name

Hugh and Gus you are such mongs

by Wonder Hugh (get the pun?) March 4, 2019

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Mong

Slang for mentally ill person, often referring to people with Down syndrome and commonly used amongst British people

Bob: where’s Steve?
Stan: just at his house being a mong

by EnglishMamba February 6, 2019

Mong

Blane McGarry

‘Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019