Mission

A cracked up town filled with skiddy middle schoolers that do nothing but drugs. Nothing to do in this town. Way too overpopulated with stupid ignorant people that don’t know how to drive. To sum it up, one of the shittiest placed on the planet of this generation. Hide your drugs kids, we’re coming for you

-mission is skid central

-mission is way too crowded

-A place for crackheads

by Hypetrashcan November 3, 2018

Mission Peaking

Twerkin' whilst hiking up Mission Peak in Freakmont California. A tried and true way to help close all activity rings on the Apple Watch.

Tha to Miki: "Damn Gurl! Look at Cef Mission Peaking up there on the side of the hill!"
Cef: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Look at me! Twerk! Twerk! Twerk! Where's my Happy Lemon H5???"
Miki: "I like turtles."
Kim: "WTF"

by Kibbles 'n Bits February 21, 2019

Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.

Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"

by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019

skeet mission

The one and only Redden special

Need some cigs boys. We on a skeet mission

by NIGZ June 11, 2018

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.

Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"

by Lux1999 March 16, 2022