Missioning

1. To make it your mission to complete your work right before it is due.

When you are overwhelmed and procrastinate so that you only have an hour to do your project before it is due.
When you're lazy and have to mission so that you don't fail.

2. To cram study before an exam because you were too lazy to study beforehand
I have a science project due in 2 hours... crap! Missioning time!

Shoot I forgot to study! Missioning will be the only way I pass this darn test! :O
by Attiria October 20, 2011
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Mission Driven Startup

A Mission Driven Startup who's primary purpose is to deliver a change to the world. Cashflow, profits, and shareholder value creation are tools used to accelerate this outcome, but aren't the outcome.
TransferWise is a mission driven startup
by BooYaccaShah March 03, 2016
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Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.
Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"
by Lux1999 March 17, 2022
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Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.
Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.
by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021
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Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021
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Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.
"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"
by MaoZedongs December 15, 2011
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Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist
Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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