Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

Linglesby

Literally the best person ever

Linglesby is a god

by Linglesby September 12, 2019

Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021

Room Linger

The act of eating a lot of fiber, then later during the night when all of the food is digested, your ass starts to rip farts out without you noticing, then once you leave the room after about 30 mins from constant ass ripping and you walk back in, you get a nose bleed from all the toxic build up being released into your face (may burn eyebrows)

DAMN! dude that Room Linger of yours just about made me die, calm down on the beans

by MSMA October 26, 2011

Ming Ling

The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.

“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

violet laing

the word you use when ur sock gets wet and u cant put it back on

im im violet laingin out here after i went to the pool

by violetisawhore May 27, 2020

dumb bing ling

super dumb person.

he plays Fortnite so he must be a dumb bing ling

by olipoly April 8, 2020