by Spooderman420!! April 18, 2025
Get the Lava Chickenmug. 
Get the Lavamug. D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
Get the Lava Peemug. by PathPainter May 4, 2025
Get the Lava Chickenmug. Lava means simply beautiful.
A girl who has beautiful hair,
gorgeous,big eyes n a smile
that could brighten the ocean.
She looks gorgeous even in the
morning or without any makeup on.Everytime you look at her,
she stuns you with her looks
and by the way she looks at you.
She is like a rose closed in the
beginning but if you give her time and nurture her, she will blossom into a mesmerizing beauty, who you feel
blessed to have by your side.
She is smart and amazing just
the way she is.The girl of your
dreams,she is wanted and appreciated
by everyone. She is all you could wish for.
She is strong and protective with people she loves and fights to the end for them.
Lava(s) make the best mothers in the world who support and care for there child 100%.
A girl who has beautiful hair,
gorgeous,big eyes n a smile
that could brighten the ocean.
She looks gorgeous even in the
morning or without any makeup on.Everytime you look at her,
she stuns you with her looks
and by the way she looks at you.
She is like a rose closed in the
beginning but if you give her time and nurture her, she will blossom into a mesmerizing beauty, who you feel
blessed to have by your side.
She is smart and amazing just
the way she is.The girl of your
dreams,she is wanted and appreciated
by everyone. She is all you could wish for.
She is strong and protective with people she loves and fights to the end for them.
Lava(s) make the best mothers in the world who support and care for there child 100%.
Guy 1: she is so beautiful!
Guy 2: I’ve never meant some so amazing like Lava, I’m so blessed to have her.
Guy 1: yeah, thats cuz she is Lava I guess
Just as hot at her name ;-)
Guy 2: I’ve never meant some so amazing like Lava, I’m so blessed to have her.
Guy 1: yeah, thats cuz she is Lava I guess
Just as hot at her name ;-)
by Fact only! November 23, 2021
Get the Lavamug. by DonnerdarmDdddddddDEDDDDDDDDD November 14, 2018
Get the brown lavamug. When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.
by nthomson85 December 24, 2019
Get the lava bitemug.