later dick

Verb: To announce your intention to bounce from the company of your bros.
Jim just got a text, grins, then yells, "Later dick" and leaves.
by Rev1318 April 2, 2017
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Later Tater

When you have to shit but you refuse to (or don't get time) while at work, so you decide you'll shit when you get home.
Man, I can't wait to get home for a later tater
by Knor88 January 16, 2025
mugGet the Later Tatermug.

Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016
mugGet the Lateral escalationmug.
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
mugGet the sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later onmug.

Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.
A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.

"Masturbation" -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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