by Rev1318 April 2, 2017

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

When you have to shit but you refuse to (or don't get time) while at work, so you decide you'll shit when you get home.
by Knor88 January 16, 2025

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.
Could be masturbation.
A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.
"Masturbation" -everyone else.
"Hang me later." - you.
"Masturbation" -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

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make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.
by Reninu March 15, 2025
