Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 5, 2022

Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy

that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy

by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022

kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022

Kiwi

The best fruit ever to exist

Kiwi.

by amajorgaydisappointment April 4, 2022

charli’s kiwis

an active and famous gc on instagram. charli’s kiwis gc was named after harry style’s song kiwis

charli’s kiwis is the best gc

by hoyeonmelios April 4, 2022

kiwi

birb

that kiwi is a birb.

by FuriTheFruitBat April 16, 2022

kiwi

kiwi is my savior. i love to eat it when my boyfriend breaks up with me. i was so depressed when my bf broke up with me. so i found a new love. kiwi. it has the best seeds and flavor in the whole world. i love the green and brown. i would die for kiwis 🥝 😍👹😍👹🦋🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶

kiwis are my savior

by yass_queen April 16, 2022