Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
Get the Jessicamug. by Zucciarati November 29, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. A gorgeous girl who has a big heart. She isn’t the most popular person u will meet but she definitely is that type of person who will be with u through thick and thin, she has loads of boys crushing on her and they are still yet to be revealed. She is best friends with me(jasmine) and she is the best friend to have when u need one.
Boy 1: Omg have u heard aid that girl called Jess she’s so beautiful but way out of my league.
Boy 2: Jessica is so calm about everything I think I’m starting to like her.
Boy 2: Jessica is so calm about everything I think I’m starting to like her.
by Fstdjgsiff November 6, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a nice, loyal, tall, serious but also funny, beautiful and kind girl. She can be rude at times but she's always there for her friends when they need her. A lot of guys want her bit she doesn't want any of them and she doesn't give them a chance. Everyone is scared of her because she is so tall and scary and her hits really do hurt. No one dares to mess with her because they know she will fuck them up. She excels academically in most of her subjects and is athletic as well. She's just truly an amazing person and you are lucky if you are her friend.
by hajameijwnskskwjmskskskwk February 15, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. She is thick,sexy,more beautiful then the northern lights, the best person in the world and a great friend to people
by Hatter21 February 1, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. by Maya_papaya1 September 26, 2020
Get the Jessicamug.