Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
Get the Jessicamug. Tries to flirt with your man ditches you for other people talks behind your back usually wears glasses
Ew Jessica
by Lott13 September 25, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that
by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019
Get the jessicamug. She is thick,sexy,more beautiful then the northern lights, the best person in the world and a great friend to people
by Hatter21 February 1, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. by Drinkurmangos June 24, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)
“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021
Get the Jessica’smug.