Old Jazz

To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.

James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."

by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021

Jazz spy

A mysterious man who approaches you while you're playing jazz, sneakily records your solo and transcribes it to steal all your precious and beautiful licks.

"I am not a jazz spy" (he was a jazz spy)

by MilesDavis69420 July 10, 2021

Anal Jazz

Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.

Can I get me some anal jazz tonight? I have a fresh reed.

by Moosebrow November 1, 2018

street jazz

jazz music that is played on the street

we went to a street jazz concert yesterday

by Trony420 August 3, 2017

Hot Jazz

fresh male ejaculate

(while having intercourse)
Man:"Kkeep going I'm almost there..."
Sexual Partner: "Give me your Hot Jazz."

by Ace Quarterman June 13, 2018

Jazz Daddy

The hottest man alive. There is only 1

Omg look its the jazz daddy.

by Oxfords 21rst Dictionary September 7, 2022

jazz daddy

the true jazz daddy, aka chaddy is someone capable of having sex with 20 women at once. there's only one jazz daddy and that's jazz daddy.

hades was nervous to meet with jazz daddy. he had been talking to him for a month and they finally decided to meet in person. maybe he would be the one. there was a knock on the door. hades took a deep breath, and opened it. instead of the 5'4" shy femboy he was expected, he saw a giant, 7 and a half foot man, clothed in leather straps, with a large bulge in his pelvic area. "hey hades," he said in an earth rumbling voice. he ducked under the door frame to step into the house. he leads hades to the bedroom without speaking a word. jazz picks him up like a toy and places him on the bed. in a flash, hades' clothing came off, and so did jazz's. hades tries to speak but jazz shoves a ballgag around his neck, effectively muting him.

by goldyhugepp January 25, 2021