Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.
by user74918304 November 20, 2023
Get the Jaspermug. To be a Jasper is to be someone who blocks other people on social media solely just because they vilified you and your friends and to overreact to said vilification and think that it's 'creepy' while also stating that the person who vilified you shouldn't contact you or your friends ever again.
by MM132 March 21, 2021
Get the Jaspermug. 1. A divine, beautiful and blessed character from the Cartoon Network show, ‘Steve Universe’ (written by Rebecca Sugar).
Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.
The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.
2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.
Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.
The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.
2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.
1. I love Jasper so much, I hope she comes back!
2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.
3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?
2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.
3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?
by Dema Døn’t Cøntrøl October 6, 2018
Get the Jaspermug. The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss
by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025
Get the Jaspermug. Isn’t the smartest of men and is known for his fucking putrid farts, he's small and so is his Brian. He is a disappointment and should be forgotten.
by SmartCoolDictionary October 29, 2020
Get the Jaspermug. 
Jasper once randomly asked me if I’d heard of a confetti dildo before because they wanted to know if they came up with it.
by Orr.not December 14, 2023
Get the Jaspermug.