“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch”
by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018
A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
by Broughton November 07, 2020
by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017
A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 December 13, 2015
FOREVER AND EVER Chloe + jasper. AMEN
by Dachel Ronne February 24, 2021
Being lied to, or someone trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
Although they tried to get over on us, they'll soon realize we aren't falling for the jasper tip anymore!
Although they tried to get over on us, they'll soon realize we aren't falling for the jasper tip anymore!
by Blue eyed soul man October 21, 2020
by coltiepoo March 08, 2024