Seminole wind

When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.

Blow blow Seminole wind

by elkenstein June 27, 2019

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Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.

Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!

by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009

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Wind hand

When a bum in New Orleans gives a quick hand job in exchange for cigarettes or beer

That was the best wind hand I ever had.

by Kevsis October 4, 2019

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wind tasting

An Australian fad whereby people travel to various high points in a city to taste various vintages of wind. Winds range from tangy to sweet, with various flavour profiles in between.

We went wind tasting up the mountain today

by windwakerwestie October 5, 2013

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man wind

The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.

Dude, my man wind totally blew her away!

by Kalvin Klein December 30, 2019

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wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.

Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.

by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018

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